1. Run-Acrosses are the only way to cross the street. Especially when it's six lanes of traffic. Looks REALLY good when you put your head down, and just run, like the gentlemen from the Farmhouse Frat.
2. When Whitney says merge, you better merge, dammit.
3. You will probably get accosted by security going into the Johnny Holmes dance...and even though it's 'alcohol-free' most people there will in fact be intoxicated to some degree.
4. Step to a side (and stick with it!!!) when a rollerblader is coming. It's quite possible he'll fall on his face all because of you.
5. It's good to call your parents a few times a week. Once a day even, if that's what they like. 11 times in 4 hours might be a bit excessive.
6. Parking in front of Burgum is near impossible. Have someone else do it for you.
7. When your teacher giggles at herself and no one else laughs, offer a pity smile. She obviously thinks she's funny, and it's best not to shatter that fantasy.
8. Walk into someone's room and introduce yourself. Not only do you amuse yourself with the fact that you didn't knock OR wait for an invitation, but you can make friends with a lonesome girl.
9. Study. But probably not 7 hours the first day...you want to succeed, not blow up.
10. Make friends with the entire staff of the help desk at the IACC. Your computer won't work for the first week, and you'll need to go there numerous times, before things will finally get fixed.
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